Ok, wind her up boys... ...it's Monte Carlo or bust!
- Struts. - Check.
- Flaps. - Check.
- Diamonds and gold. - Check.
We'll be back from our gambling spree in a couple of weeks...
- Bye. - ... or whenever the gold runs out.
Bye bye... goodbye...
- I'll write... we'll be waiting for ya! - Just kidding, we're never coming back...
Sorry, what was that?
Initiate warp drive.
Did they just say they were never coming back?
Guys?
- Marty? - Oh goody, you're here..
Why don't you chew on this, I was hungy. Yum, yum, yum, yum...
- Oww.. - I'm just messing with ya.
I lost all feeling in this thing years ago. He, he, he, he, he...
Melman, why do you look like that?
- Look who's talking. - Gloria? Why are you guys so... elderly.
Now when was the last time you looked in the mirror?
What?
Noooo...
Wake up, wake up, wake up...
Marty. Oh, Marty it was horrible.
That same nightmare again, huh?
We were stuck here in Africa and we were all super old and wrinkly and...
...well I aged well but the rest of you looked terrible.
Relax Alex 'cause I got a surprise for you.
Is it the penguins? Have they come to take us home?
- Nope, but it's the next best thing. - Another day bites the dust.
Come on now... Watch it, watch your step, watch yourself, sorry a little this side,
back, up the hill, low hanging branch, and just over this bluff there was...
Happy birthday pal!
Wow... New York city.
Surprise.
Gloria, you took the Statue of Liberty.
Bring me your cuddled masses baby.
- And Melman, you're the Brooklyn Bridge. - Actually, I'm the Triborough Bridge.
Wow. You guys made this?
Yep, from memory, from crazy obsessive memory.
Hey, Fifth Avenue with no traffic. There's Times Square with it's
modern-day corporate lack of character. Nine Dwayne Reeds on the same street
And the zoo. Wow, our home. Look there's a little me,
and little all of us's.
Roar....
You guys, you've both made and ruined my day.
Make a wish sweetheart.
- Your wish has come true. - Oh yeah... my tummy is speaking to me.
I wouldn't eat that side of the cake if I was you.
Alex, what was your wish?
I wished we could go home. I mean, don't get me wrong,
I love this but it's not the real thing.
Well thats because it's a mud-model Alex.
It's not actually New York. I thought that was clear.
What are you doing?
Here we are relying on the penguins to come back for us but...
we should just go to Monte Carlo and get them.
How do a lion, zebra, giraffe and a hippo walk into a casino in Monte Carlo?
I don't know, ask the Rabbi.
Hey, I'm serious.
Come on, we can do it. We can do anything. It's us.
We're us!
Yeah, that's right. we got half way 'round the world...
...compared with that Monte Carlo is just a hop, skip and a swim away.
Yeah...
To home.
- Home... Home. - Home... Cheeseburger!
Tell you what bet those penguins will be glad to see us.
Yeah, they probably bored outta their minds.
oh, argh, you pillow fight like a bunch of little girls.
Chimi changa, these pillows are filled with baby birds...
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There it is, the Casino...
- What? - There it is, the Casino.
Perfect, thats where we'll find the penguins.
What?
I said perfect, thats where we'll will find the penguins.
What?
Sssshh... come on guys Operation Penguin Extraction does not include levity...
we can't draw attention to ourselves, we're invisible...
I'm talking really, really quiet.
Ok, phase one... we break into the Casino, grab the penguins...
and get them to take us back to New York in the monkey-powered super-plane.
Check.
Phase two... we chew out the penguins for abandoning us in Africa.
Check.
Phase three... we apologise to the penguins for overly harsh chewing outing
but... we've gotten our point across.
Phase four, back to New York city.
- I like it. - Yes.
Alright, we take these ventilation ducts to the crawl space above the casino where we
find the penguins. We just need to figure out which duct each of us should take.
Oh oh...
Whoa...hi honey.
Ok, I gotcha... I got ya honey.
Now, they're not going to let animals onto the casino floor
so expect some type of disguise.
whoa, look at that. That is one ugly mcdougly lady... that is roach-killing ugly.
That's not a lady, that's the King of Versailles,
and that's not the King of Versailles... thats the chimps...
and the chimps are like smoke... and where there's smoke there's fire...
and by fire I mean the penguins.
I say we let it ride...
...then we'll pick up the hippies and fly back to New York in style.
- Can we buy an Airbus A380? - Solid gold baby.
Sir, a solid gold plane wouldn't be able to fly.
Kowalski, we'll be rich, the rules of physics don't apply to us... Let it ride.
Righto.
Ok, in exactly two minutes and seventeen seconds the lemurs will cut the power.
- Now? - No.
- Ok? - No.
- Now? - No.
I drop down grab, the penguins, you crank me up and we are out of here.
Oh, oh, oh you let me be the one to drop down I'll grab the penguins.
You don't have fingers Marty.
- Now? - No.
- Do it? - No.
These are things a leader has to think of.
Why should you be the leader... why, why not me?
Because I'm the Phase Tracker.
Ze King is letting it ride...
How did I get phased out?
You're part of a phase... a phase isn't something you own, it's something your in...
That's it.
Who voted you Grand Phase Master anyway?
Me, I voted me because I'm the leader.
Thats it baby.
- Now? - No.
The King of Versailles wins!!
- Maybe I should be in charge. - Melman...
I am a Doctor.
- No? - No.
- Why can't we all be leaders? - Enough, I'm gonna lead.
Huh...huh...
- Aha... - What's new pussycat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
- Marty, what phase are we at? - Ah... phase three, apologise.
Right, oh man we are so sorry.
Well... apology accepted. Lets roll.
Marty, we skipped phase two we didn't chew them out.
Don't look at me I'm just following the leader.
- Now? - I'm a bit busy right now.
- Just pull the switch. - Ok... fine.
What the heck is going on with the lights?
What are you doing... Come on!
Initiate lockdown and get me Capitan Dubois from Animal Control...
Speak. Oui... a zebra... a hippo... a giraffe... a lion?
When I was seven I strangled my first parrot,
squashed my first goldfish, panched my first snake...
now I have finally reached ze moment I have been preparing for my entire life.
Ze pinnacle of my career... to hunt ze king of ze beasts.
Baah..
- Oh no.... - Lockdown, hey.
What do we do?
Alright everybody standback, I got this.
Nevermind...
Well you only get one chance at a first impression.
- What just happened? - Where are we, what is this?
We call it the luxury assault recreational vehicle.
The car goes brum brum.
Step on it boys.
Capitan Dubois, I am so happy to see you. You will not believe...
You plastic fool... your stink cologne is obscuring the animal musk.
Oh my face.
Poor poor animals you should never have left ze forest...
...now you deal with me.
Kowalski, signal the chimps to meet us at the rendezvous point
with the super-plane, Hotel Ambassador... lets move it.
Voila, giraffe at twelve o'clock.
Guys, we've got a tail.
Paparazzi...
Pedal to the metal Private.
Don't take any photo's... please. Hi, here I am.
Medic...
ETA to rendezvos point?
Two minutes thirty seven seconds, sir.
Man your battle stations.
Hey, wait nobody's at the wheel. Get back there!
Somebody's got to be the driver, there's no driver.
Nobody's driving... we're all going to die.
Don't just sit there fancy-pants grab the wheel.
Are you kidding I don't drive... I'm a New Yorker.
Move over Miss Daisey
What are you doing Zebras' can't drive... only penguins and people can drive.
What do all these buttons do?
Nice one stripes.
Crazy woman gaining.
Our Omega 3 slick will take them down, Private... activate.
She's good... Kowalski, intel.
Sir, we have a serious problem.
Capitan Chantelle Dubois, Monaco Animal Control...
perfect case record.
You're going the wrong way Marty.
Just call me Marty O. Andretti.
- No, you're suckio Andretti. - Stop back-seat driving.
I'm passenger seat driving and I want the whe...
give me the wheel.
It's not a wheel it's my baby...!
- Hoofs arn't meant to be on the wheel! - Hey, hey, hey, too late for you to drive.
Don't look at me, don't look at me when we argue... look at the road.
Be cool, be cool. Hi officer, is there a problem?
Hi.
We need more power...
time to fire up Kowalski's nuclear reactor.
- That's a nuclear reactor? - Nuclear.
She's on the roof.
But sir, it's not ready, the control rods will have to be calibrated
and don't even ask me about the uranium 238 blanket...
Ok.
Ok Marty you lost her, maybe you can slow down now.
I can't there's no brakes.
No brakes... the way to commit soldier.
Let's get out of here...
Hey, where's everybody going?
I'm flying... I'm flying... I'm the first flying monkey.
Oy vay.
That's our ticket outta here.
Yeah baby...
Everybody on the monkey chain...
Deploy banana gun.
Grab the little guy, toss him up... lets go.
- Go, go, go, go... - Faster, faster, faster...
- Come on Melman. - Ooh yeah...
Melman...!
My neck.
Put your backs into it, some of it at overtime.
Serpentine... serpentine.
Hey this lady's really starting to freak me out.
Fix it Rod...
Hold this.
Alex be careful she's crazy.
You think... Marty?
That's right... home free baby.
- We're free. - Au revoir Dubois...
Well played lion... Game on.
Kowalski, status report.
The good news is... this song is almost over.
Well that's music to my ears... and the bad news?
The gear assembly is badly damaged sir...
...it's only a matter of time before...
Why can't we ever just make a... a normal landing?
Oh man...
Hold on Melman ok, I'll get you down sweety.
Where is he? Must find... King Julian... King Julian.
Skipper, what about the plane?
The Private chimps will work through the night,
no breaks, no safety restrictions...
... Hey whe're you going? Get back here we have a contract.
Yes, well I'm afraid labour laws are slightly more lenient in France.
You see, they only have to work two weeks a year.
Well, someone else has the Canadian work ethic.
But you penguins you can still fix it, right... right?
Yeah, yeah... your little crackerjack can-do team.
You want me to give it to you straight?
Yes, yes... No! Bend it a little.
Well the plane's totalled, kaput, kerblamo busted... never to fly again.
So that's it, that's it then we're never gonna get home?
No, we gotta get home. We can fix it. We'll fix it... Yeah guys c'mon we'll fix it.
We just start from the outside pieces and you work your way in and yeh, perfect.
C'mon don't just stand there guys, Marty drag that thingi over here...
-...and we'll just attach it to this little dealy-bob over here...- No!!
and...
...we're not going home...
We're never going home.
It's the fuzz!
What're we gonna do... we can't hide forever.
And we just can't blend... You know what they say in Africa...
Oh, what's the point.
Tell me one conceivable way that extra large animals like us
are gonna be able to move through Europe without attracting unwanted attention?
Hey...
Where are you coming from?
Please, you gotta hide us, just until the heat dies down.
Absolute no outsiders so wipe that swirn off your face and pop off.
Oh, c'mon man you gotta do one cat a solid cat to cat,
do us a solid here buddy... C'mon.
Still here...
Nyet, this train is for circus animals only.
Stefano... we do not invite trouble into our circus...
I don't trust lion, hair too big and glossy...
Oh c'mon Vitaly you being a'mean.
He not lion... he lioness without feline.
This is awkward, we can hear everything they're saying.
- Is not our problem... - No, no, no, wait, wait, wait...
Just a giva us a'minute, he's a on the phone'a and can't getta him off.
- We cannot a leave them there. - Only circus animals on this train.
Wait, listen we are circus animals you gotta let us in.
- You are really circus??
- I think they're close. - Yes.
- Absolutely. - All circus
- My momma was circus... - Totally circus - My daddy was circus...
Gia, shut the door.
Please...
They're circus... circus stick together.
Bah.
Wow, Circus Americano, you must all be a'very famous.
- Yeah, we a... - Absolutely...
- We're a relatively well known... in all the... - But, but Alex is really the star...
Well, well I wouldn't say star, I would say more...
more like, more like... well, star...
What is your act'a Ales?
Well, I basically... I jump up on my rock...
Growl?
- Yeah, it's a very high rock. - A really high rock.
- And then... - And then I, well I roar like real,
- like a serious like RRROARRR... - And then...
- Then I jump off the rock... - And then...
- Into a pool... - Full of water...
Full of cobras...
It actually... it appears like I'm jumping into a pool...
With cobras...
Aquatic cobras for effect but actually pull up at the last second...
- Pull up? - Yeah...
- how do you do that? - Wire harness.
- Balloons. - Jetpack...
Well... I flip off the wire harness, ignite my jetpack and then toss balloons
to the children of the world... kids love it.
Kids always love that.
- Is this lika the trapeze? - Yes... trapeze. Exactly.
Wow, Trapezeum Americano...
Hey, I have a great idea...
... maybe you a come'a with us to Roma.
Hey Vitaly and he just loves to'a play around.
He's a good, no...
Yeah, thanks, thanks but you know we're going to get off...
...at the next stop so that we can get back to America.
That is such a coincidence because we're going...
...going to A... let me finish!
We're going to America as a' well...
- What! - America!
- No way! - America!
- What! - Si...!
Wow... when...?
After Roma we go to London and then a bigatime...
...promoter will see us and then send us to New Yorka...
- Oooh... - We're going to New York
- Well, only if he likes what he sees. - New York.
Seriously, that's our home, that's where we live.
Isn't that fun?
- Can we go with you. - Sure, you can bunk with Vitaly...
Whoa...
... or not.
Nyet!
Oh no...
I don'ta think Vitaly lika that idea...
what's he agonna' do?
Which one of you is leader?
Tell your comrades there is one rule we do not break...
Thou shalt say it and not spray it??
Nyet... Circus owner no allow stowaways.
I hear you Russki although the Circus owner may allow stowaways if the...
stowaways just happen to be the owners...
...riddle me that.
What is sharply dressed little birdy talking about?
Show him boys...
You have a deal mi migo...
I am sure this Circus will bring you great success...
I guess this is'a goodbye and goodluck.
What do we know about owning a Circus?
Nothing...but it's our only shot at getting home.
Well you better know what you're doing your risking Privates' Community College Fund.
I'll never be President.
Hey, this is not First Class...
Definitely Coach...
- La, la, la, la, la... - Mort, stop it.
Hehehehee...
Hey, gorgeous has anyone ever told you that you look like a supermodel...
...albeit a fat hairy one who smells?
Whoa....
You have a very hairy back... I like that in a woman.
- Zat's it, I'm going in... - Don't do it... don't be a hero
Lion... 12 hours old... 250kg... glossy mane... too much conditioner....
...stupid bozo's.
Hello kitty...
...so you ran away with ze Circus... what a cliche.
What a dump. If they want to attract a decent sports team
they should bulldoze this rat-trap and invest in a new arena.
The Colosseum Marty... the original theatre in the round.
You know my ancestors used to perform here.
No kiddin'.
Yeah, every show had a captive audience... apparently they killed...
Sounds like a great gig.
This is soo... exciting.
Remember we just lay low, stay out of the way, let them do their thing.
Aww, would you look at this. You gotta go back to yo' momma's belly...
...'cause you too cute to be out here in the real world.
- Hey, back you donkey... - Want a fight?
- Whoa, what the...? - Marty, they're professionals, come on.
Whoa, you look gorgeous.
Alright animals, we may be your new owners
but we don't want to reinvent the Circus wheel...
...here so just go out and do what you do.
Just use this as a fun warm-up for that promoter in London.
Right Marty. Mart... Marty?
- I want to be a Circus horse. - We could swing you right...
- Then... then you'd be... - Awesome...
Not laying very low are we Marty.
- Sonia, where's the bear? - Sonia, we're about'a to start.
Hey, Vitaly... got your game face on.
Good game face... what is that cats' problem?
Look at me... Russian cat... diss a knife at anybody.
- Honey look, look, I'm doing it. - Guys, stop fooling around.
- We're just having a little fun. - Just let these animals do their show.
Really...?
Sonia, where's Sonia the bear?
I want to kiss every inch of your huge head... it may take me a number of weeks.
That was heaven...
Don't cry, stop crying, that makes me cry to see you cry my darling...
...I will get you something even better.
Well done my love. Hey not so fast...
Ladies and gentlemen... presenting Agia... the trapeze... the flying, the wire,
...and there she goes... the triple-flip roll is a doubly perf-nificant...
- What are you doing? - That's just paper.
Were you spying on me?
No, no, no. I just came to say that I don't want you...
I don't want you to think of me as some sort of authority figure...
Don't worry, I don't.
- You don't... oh. - Not at all.
Well, the other circus animals might find me a bit intimidating.
No, no nobody is intimidated at all by you.
Oh, good stuff... good, good news.
In fact, I do not think they are giving you
a second thought since you showed up.
That's good to hear.
If anything, they are starting to feel sorry for you.
Ok, I get it.
Is there more...?
I just wanted to thankyou for letting us get on the train back there.
I know the big guy wid de agcent wasn't so excited about us getting...
Look lion guy, this Circus means everything to us and if you do anything
that threatens this Circus you will have to answer to me... capice?
I capice... cool. Trust me, we're cool.
You call this laying low?
Where's ze Circus, zere's lion...
And when in Rome...
...viva la France.
Halt!
Come on my hairy queen...
we'll do donuts in the Patheon.
You're in'a big trouble.
Now you're really in'a big trouble.
And now your really, really in'a big trou...
I don'ta know...
- Ok, strike up'a the band. - Ya have a band?
- Prepare to be blown away. - Blow me away.
Here I go...
Ha, ha.
Look a this... wow, hey... it's nice'a to be ho...
- Yeh... - Woo... - Ha...
Hey...!
Whoa, how do dancer do'a that?
Get on with it...!
Stupido...!
Oh Oh...
- Booo...! - Booo...!
Well, that was worth the price of admission.
Watch it mate...
Who's from'a Cincinatti?
Stephano, you know blown-away means good, right.
Don'ta worry, the big finale is'a coming up.
Give me a dum beat... look a this...
- Oh no... no, this is not happening. - You have a deal mi migo.
Yes, go out and getta food and come back.
Deep breath, it'll happen... its all good.
There's an angry mob outside and their demanding their money back.
I think we all know the right thing to do...
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
C'mon, c'mon, hurry up... get on the train.
C'mon guys...
Momma mia...
...Gratzi Ales.
Just throw us the money.
Capitan Chantelle Dubois, get up... we're going to have to
send'a you back to Monaco... under maximum security.
- What... - It's just a pillow.
Eh, that'sa the oldest trick in the book Capitante,
every bambino in Italy knows'a that one.
Maybe, but do they know about the old escape'a hole
behind the innocent a'looking poster?
Or the really old one'a to hide up on the ceiling a'trick?
Of course... the secret'a tunnel under the bed... get this thing out'a the way.
Lets'a go...
...This'a secret tunnel is'a dead end!!
There is'a nothing but bed springs and'a mattress a'stuffings down here.
Was that the sound of a cell door closing?
Voila...
Was that'a the sound of my h'a p printer printing?
This is a disaster...
We blew all our money on a bad Circus and we're not any closer to New York.
If anything, we're further away.
We could've least bought a Circus that new how to Circ...
I don't even know why we bought a Circus in the first place
we had enough dough for a plane...
Are you kidding me?
You must have some money leftover...
I used it to buy teeth... then had them capped in gold... now I can eat apples.
...Sadly, I discovered I... I don't like apples.
No promoter's sending this show to America, it's ta laugh...
Now it all makes sense... no one wanted a circus... so happy...
He's happy alright... happy about ripping us off...
- Where did Alex go? - I don't know...
C'mon, this'a way'a...
No, no, no you come this way...
Hey, Ales'a watcha your head...
Ales'a...
- I'm fine. - Fantastic...
...was that Trapeza Americano?
- Ah, yeah, sort of... - Incredible...
I hope that this is important.
Come'a this way Ales'a.
I know... New York Nisss... it's not a'hard.
Whoa...
What is this place?
I know you think we are a stinky-poopy Circus but there is something you musta know.
numero uno in all'a da Europe... and Vitaly, he was the biggest star of us all.
He was a'fearless, taking a'risks always a'new jump'a through the hoop like'a he could fly.
- Vlasinov, make the hoop smaller... - Like'a this'a?
- Smaller... - Like'a this'a?
Good!
It had never been done'a before because it was physically impossible.
And the people, they loved it...
Smaller...
And the hoop, she got'a smaller like the ring on the finger
of the tiniest lady with the slimmest a'fingers.
He would not stop'a push and one'a fateful day... he push'a too far.
Light the hoop on fire...
He flied too close'a to the sun and he got'a burned... literally.
The extra-virgin olive oil is extra-flammable and he lost'a everything.
His a'wife she a'run-off with the muscian,
he lost his a'dignity... his fame... his passion and his fur.
and when it grow a'back it'a was not'a less'a soft... more like a prickly beard.
- Escuzzi Vitaly... - What...!
Nothing...
His only passion now is the borscht.
Whoa...
He was our inspiration so when'a he lost his passion...
well'a as the talent goes so goes the Circus.
- This is why we need your help. - What sort of help?
You can teach us to do new Circus... Americano syle.
We find'a new passion, make a'new show and
we go all the way to U... S... and'a A..
...A.
I know, it is stupido idea... we are a lost'a cause.
No, no, no, this isn't stupido... this could work.
- What? - What you just said...
What...?
Me agi, what you just said two seconds ago.
- What? - Your stupido idea.
- Is'a good? - Stefano... you're a genius.
No, no, no, I am a'merely average intelligence'a...
some say I am even slightly below.
We are going to rethink everything everybody's ever known about Circus.
I call it Phase 4-7b wherein... in order to get home we will come up with something fresh,
something amazing, something brand new fresh never before seen...
off the chain, something that'll blow that Circus promoter away...
I missed.
- Are you kidding? - I'll gonna chew his leg off...
Circus has been same for generations. We make good classic family entertainment.
Aha, but last few a'generations family's not so entertained.
That's right, families not so entertained because you're just
going through the motions out there... it's missing passion.
How want to have passion for stool poked in face?
Exactly... and by stool you mean chair, right?
Fact is you guys... you got stuck in a rut. You stopped pushing. You stopped taking risks
but those days are over because now we are going to completely change the show.
Then it wouldn't be a Circus... would it!
Circus is not about the acts you do, Circus is in here...
How comes Freddy get's all the Circus.
Circus is about following your passions wherever they take you.
Tuh, you cannot change Circus there is long tradition.
That's what everybody thought Vitaly until those French Canadians came along,
drunk off their maple syrup and cheap pharmaceuticals
and completely flipped the paradigm.
Now they play 'Vegas, 50 shows a day in 52 separate venues...
and one of them completely in the nude.
- Yeah, that's right and you know how they did it? - Take off'a de clothes?
- No... they got rid of the animals. - Say it ain't so...
No way... what are we gonna do?
Well, you know what I say to that... I say they can take the animals out of the Circus but,
they cannot take the animals out of the Circus... I mean they cannot, ahem...
- I think you understand what I am saying. - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Er... no.
We don't need humans because we've got passion. What does a human say when he's passionate...
I'm an animal. Well we are animals!!
...We'll make an all-animal Circus
because if we follow our passion we can go anywhere.
Anywhere.
- We can do anything... - Anything.
- If we do it... together. - All of us.
- We're in... - We'll have some of that.
- Let me hear you say 'fur power'. - Fur power...
Do it together... that's right...
- You and me baby... - What?
- An act together. - I love it.
- We could do that funky groove dance thing. - Ah, dance?
This thing right here, look...
- Me and you... - But I, I, I, I, I can't dance.
Power, power, power, Circus power ... circus power, power
Bah, I do not trust this lion.
Vitaly, I may not trust him either but I am tired of sitting and standing and rolling over.
There is great tradition in sitting, standing... rolling over.
You know our Circus is in trouble,
this could be our last chance but we will not do this without you.
Circus always stay a'together.
- Argh, ok... I do one hoop. - I want'a hug you too.
Attenzionne... I have found our lion, he is hiding with ze Circus.
No, no Mr. racehorse I really want'a to fly.
Are you really going to shoot yourself out of that thing?
I've always dreamed of doing this from a'time I was a little pup
to be a human cannon ball'a... except you know, a sea lion cannon ball.
Is it dangerous?
Is it dangerous... Yes of course its a'dangerous.
- Now, are you sure about this? - I'm a'sure.
Because if blowed up is your thing then you is in the right place.
Si... that means a' yes.
- Ready for launch? - Ready for launch.
Fire in the hole.
Wait...
Mamma mia... help'a me'a...
Rico, get the cannon ready... same charge.
Fire in the hole.
I like...
Marty, I'm a'so glad you're a'here.
Whoa, I was flyin'. I was F'n.L.Y.N....
I am proud of you but... I don't think'a I can hold on much longer.
Oh yeah, right. Sorry about my enthusiasm. Here, wrap this around ya...
Alright I gotch... I gotcha...
Hahaha... forget about being part of the herd I'm gonna be part of the flock...
I'm gonna fly... baby.
Oh yes! What a triumph'a.
- Oi, watch what your doing. - Wait... what's he trying?
- Let me go... - I'll have your guts for garters.
Hey, hey, hey, put your weapons down. C'mon guys, chill out.
Cute and cuddly is obviously not your thing.
What...?
- Oh, he's got us pegged. - I've got a better idea... show'em Rico.
Arrrgh... that was great.
I want a bit of that.
- Rocket shoes... - Yeah... Jonesy... Jonesy...
- Hey, hi. - I admire how you have inspired these animals.
Oh, thanks.
And what you said about the passion it was like poetry...
I love passion and poetry they go together...
really. I mean I know they don't rhyme...
Zen there is my passion.
- Terrific, I look forward to seeing you up there. - You can teach me...
- What? - Teach me.
Well you know I have always been a kind of solo act so that kind of rules that out...
- I wonder... you actually do trapezi? - Oh, I actually do do trapeze.
- Show me. - Show me...?
- What, are we five? - I am five, yes.
Insane... all's you're doing is moving and not getting anywhere.
I mean the music totally throws off my timing.
You want... you want excitement haha, check it out, who's on a tightrope huh, huh?
Who's on a ti... Arrrghh.... I'm on a tightrope, I'm on a cable.
Melman... oh my gosh.
- Help me, help me... - Hold on, hold on... I'm coming right now.
Melman...
...calm down Melman.
- I'm gonna fall and break all of my neck - Just look at me... look at me, all eyes on me.
- Ok. - Come to me.
- I can't. - It's just like dancing Melman...
two steps forward one step back.
- I can't dance... Ok. Ok, there I said it. - Maybe because you've never tried.
No I have tried. I practiced in private because you dance so well.
You practiced... for me?
Yes but it's no use I never know what to do with my arms.
Hold it... that part is so easy Melman, Ok?
...because all you have to do is put'em around your partner... see.
Two steps forward, one step back.
- I'm dancing... -Two steps forward...
- I'm dancing. - One step back.
- We're dancing on a tightrope... - You're great.
I'm dancing.
Ok, ahh, wooo... alright.
So when do we get the jetpacks and aquatic cobras?
Ah, well this is a beginners class and that's a pretty advanced manoeuvre.
Ok, how do we begin?
Well, it's a bit complicated unless you understand the whole pitch and yaw...
...arc and gravity... all that stuff which I won't bore you with. Ok...
- You need a push? - No. Just watch and learn...
Whoa...
- Like that? - That's one way of doing it.
- You use the net'a...? - Yes, Trapeze Americano we use the net.
Trez Americano...
Look at them go.
Wow......
Bellissima, hey Vitaly maybe even you do it two hoops no?
Pssst... Seniorita bell-bottoms the name Azuna problema e'grande
Ok, e'grande problema.
- Oh no, she's onto us... - Sssshhh... don't make it any easier on the psycho.
- What are we gonna do? - We better vamoose pronto.
But we're not ready... we're in the middle of rehearsals.
Well then latch your little talbert, grab your pedanko and kiss New York goodbye.
Are you sure we are a'ready?
Of course we're ready. We're all ready... ready steady.
C'mon lets go. Lets go, go, go, go, go...
Alright, you heard the Cap'n... move it.
All aboard...
Grab your luggage and drain your bladders it's going to be a long ride.
Alright everbody lets blow that promoter away.
Vitaly... Vitaly...
Ah, c'mon, c'mon... where is he?
Hey...
If that's not a red-blooded American promoter I don't know what is.
...need to get this show on the road.
Private, tell'em the eagle has landed.
- The eagle has landed. - Roger that.
- Oh, keep an eye out for Dubois. - Aye aye Guvna.
- The promoter is in the house. - New York... is closer than ever.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. First we've got a Circus to do. We're on folks...
Do we go on before or after the dogs?
Yes.
- What? - Overlap... your acts overlap.
We go on inbetween?
- Where's Vitaly, he opens? - I don't know...
Stefano... hey. Stefano, have you seen Vitaly?
Hey... Stefano why the sad little face?
Vitaly... he not'a go on.
What?
I tried'a everything I could but...
Sshhhsshhh... wipe away the tears and calm down.
Where is he? I'm sure I can reason with him.
- Vitaly, what are you doing? - You missed...
You're leaving... you're just going to walk out on everybody?
They have good show without me.
Look, I got a good left foot but without my right foot I can't walk.
- You get fake foot then you walk. - I don't want fake foot, ok.
What happened to Circus stick together? Huh, the show must go on.
Cliches...
C'mon man stop being this guy... be the other guy.
What other guy?
The guy who is all Circus. The guy who jumped through hoops...
Give me that... The guy everybody looked up to.
- C'mon, where's that Vitaly? - That Vitaly... is no more.
Listen man, you may have given up on yourself but your friends haven't given up on you.
Are you just going to turn your back on them and sit and eat borscht the rest of your life...
...or are you gonna get out there and jump through that tiny little hoop?
It is impossible...
It was always impossible Vitaly thats why the people loved it.
That is why I loved it... because I did the impossible.
I was once a brave tiger...
...and if I go down in flames... so be it.
You know, I think I may have an idea for you.
Light the hoop on fire...!
O mamma mia, santa maria, santa maria...
...mamma maria, mia santa, santa maria terro...
C'mon, you got it.
Hahahaha... Yes...!
Alright, what are you waiting for we got a show to put on...
We're going to America... ...lets go, go, go, go
- We're going to America... Whooo... - today!
Now we can turn a crackalak into the mackalak.
- We did it Ales'a. - Yeah.
- Maybe I am intelligent after all. - Perhaps even slightly above.
No... I don't think so.
Ha, hair conditioner, great idea my friend. Here... hair great... soft like kitten no...
- Look at that... - Haha, slippery but not flammable.
You smell like a'peaches and herb.
Wow...
- Gia and Alex... the trapeza's good, ah? - We did pretty good.
You would flip and I will catch and sometimes I would flip and...
...you will a'catch then we would both flip... Bravo all over world...
Ah, you know, the thing is... I... I may not always be around...
- Where are you going? - Well, I'm um, um, um...
Bravo, bravo...
...what a heartwarming performance Monsieur Circus Master...
...it brought tears to my eyes. Hahaha, no not really...
...Monsieur we both know the lion does not belong to you...
It's that horrid woman.
He's a fugitive from justice.
You will turn ze lion over to me so that I may put him where he belongs...
...On my wall.
Incoming...
...outgoing.
Wait...!
Tata, hooha down low... too slow. Well done Private.
- Did I do good? - Nah, not really...
Man, that was close.
Alex, you are from a Zoo?
- Yes, yes but wait, there's more. - More?
- There's less, there's less... - You were never Circus.
- We, we had to say we were Circus... - Or you'd never have let us on the train.
After all we have been through together...
...you want to go live in a Zoo?
Gia, I...
- You used us... - No, no, no... I mean, I mean yes but...
- Trapeze Americano you make that up too? - It didn't exactly exist when I taught it to you.
And jetpacks and aquatic cobras... I should have known.
Balloons'a to the children of the world was'a nothing... real either?
Yeh, it's not real but, but look at what we did.
- I was a'shot out of a cannon... I could've a'died. - But I thought it was your life-long dream.
For all'a I know your name is not'a even Ales.
- No Stefano, but it never really was. - I don't a'feel a'safe...
- Gia, I... - We trusted you.
My tears are real, you're not.
I can't believe you lied to all us Circus folk.
Me, stay with the Circus... I am the King and want to rule New York.
Stop it, no means no or in you language... Not everything is solved that way you know...
...Sonia, are you listening to me? Now I'm getting the silent treatment am I?
Come over here, right now... Don't shut me out baby...
what is wrong with you... speak...
Ok, if these are your feelings I understand now and I'm going...
...it's obvious I'm just an emotional whoopee cushion for you to sit on...
When you look for where I am I won't be there...
- Come everybody we have show to do. - But a'how do I go on without'a Marty...?
- Stefano... - I don't know what to do.
- You can still do cannon solo. - But'a... I want a'do solo act with'a Marty.
And what do I do... go back to sitting and standing and rolling over?
No, we can do impossible... and we never go back to way we used to be.
The way'a it used to be... isn't the way'a it was.
and it won't a'be the same without'a them. Whatever way it is.
- Well... we're here. - Home...
Huh, my rock looks smaller than I remember it.
Look at the mural... doesn't actually capture the real thing, does it.
Wow, I forgot about that wall inbetween us Melman.
MmmHmm...
Was that always there?
Guys, I'm sorry I ever left the Zoo in the first place.
What do you mean?
I mean... if I'd just stayed put we wouldn't have anything to be sad about right now.
Leaving the Zoo was the best thing that ever happened to us.
Really...?
Yeah, out there in the world we were really living...
- Yeah. - It was exciting. - Aah ha.
- It was romantic... - It was dangerous...
I never felt so alive.
When we were with the Circus we were already home.
Only wish we'd realised that sooner.
- I'm really gonna miss those guys. - What do you say... we go back.
- Really? - I'm witcha...
- Oh yeah. - Yeah, but what do we tell them?
Well we tell them... we make it right by telling them how wrong we were.
- It's worth a shot. - If we go down in flames... so be it.
- Yes, let's shoot it... - Yeah...
Hey, is my neck getting longer?
- Feel my fur... so soft. - It is soft...
I'm like a candy cane in a black and white movie...
Oh no... Dubois.
Sonia... I miss you baby. I miss your stinky breath.
Surprise...
He will never fit in the carry-on... but his head will.
- Hey... - Qu'est-ce que?
Look what she's done...
You brought back Alex the lion...
It's a miracle.
- Thankyou. - Thankyou.... You're my hero...
Sonia, where are you? Aaaah... excuse me...
Sonia baby... I don't want to be king anymore.
I was so hung up on who I was, who you was, what you smelt like...
when all that really matters is what we smell like together.
...baby, forgive me. Hello, hello...
- Guys, it's Dubois - Kabablooie.
Sonia...
- Where did you get this? - I got it from the Zoo.
- The hippies got ambushed. - What, we have to help them...
- But they lied to us... - Yeh, why should we lift a paw?
- They are our friends. - They're not even Circus.
That's Bolshevik...
I never thought I would say this on American soil but the Russki's right.
- Oh no... - Alex, where, where are you?
- Gloria... - Oh...
- Are you ok? - What is happening?
Alex...!!
No, no... no, no... no, no, no... no, no...
Thankyou, thankyou all for coming to this special celebration
and now the woman who made this all possible
who brought Alex the lion and a couple of... three?
three other animals back to New York and she's French...
Ooh lala... please welcome Chantelle Dubois.
Alex...
It was never about ze money...
it was about...
...ze lion.
- Gia? - Circus stick together.
Look, a flying Circus...
Noo...
Operation Afro Circus Rescue... Engage.
Aye aye skipper.
- Unleash the seal. - I am a'sea lion.
Whatever...
Two tons of mud... dive, dive, dive.
- Lets rock... - You and me baby.
- Up, up. - Whooo...
Wow...!
Suck in that guts...
I am impressed...!
Mission accomplished... now lets get out of here.
- Wait... wait a'for me... - Stefano...
Don't a'leave without a'me...
Oh no...
Go Stefano... climb.
Come on Vlasini...
Stefano...
Help me...
I will have your head.
Help me...
Alex.
Marty, shoot me a line.
You got it...
Afro don't fail me now.
What are you doing?
We... are doing Trapeze Americano...
Lets do it.
- Franky, Jonesy be ready. - You've got it boss.
Go, go, go.
Gia, take Stefano.
Alex...
Aquatic a'cobras...
If I'm going down your head is coming with me.
I don't think so.
Orright, lets go.
You're going down but not with my head.
Yay...
Jetpack, he pull'a it off.
Your days of chasing animals are over Dubois...
because you've just messed with the King
This is where animal like you belong... Now sit!!
Lie down!!
Hehehe... not enough.
Roll over!!
Good Dubois...
Now stay!!
Balloons a'for the children of'a the world. Trapeze Americano.
- It is real. - It's a'real...
That's how you do it.
So, you want'a run away with the Circus?
- Live a life of adventure...? - Full of romance...?
- And danger... - Really living...
What'a you say?
MOVE IT!!!
Hey skipper, what did you end up doing with the crazy lady anyway?
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